Sometimes Monday morning feels like a giant cockroach in your face.
AND sometimes..
Your best friend is trying to hide to have a break down
and you have to hunt down which bathroom stall she is hiding
in and quietly creep in 007 style on the floor. It's called a military crawl,
I invented it. Then sometimes she gets scared cause she only sees your hair
and you starring at her on the toilet. Then you both start crying because
you're laughing so hard because you're stuck on the bathroom floor,
with Spanish book in hand, in between two stalls because
your backpack is too thick. Then people start coming
in the bathroom and you're
in and quietly creep in 007 style on the floor. It's called a military crawl,
I invented it. Then sometimes she gets scared cause she only sees your hair
and you starring at her on the toilet. Then you both start crying because
you're laughing so hard because you're stuck on the bathroom floor,
with Spanish book in hand, in between two stalls because
your backpack is too thick. Then people start coming
in the bathroom and you're
laying
on
the
floor..
This friend of mine -she has a history of peeing her pants when
I make her laugh-so then she had to rip her pants off to make good use
of the toilet she was sitting on. Based off these typical daily experiences,
it's safe to say we will probably both have dates for Valentine's Day.
Oh what?! Guys aren't into that?? Oops.
I make her laugh-so then she had to rip her pants off to make good use
of the toilet she was sitting on. Based off these typical daily experiences,
it's safe to say we will probably both have dates for Valentine's Day.
Oh what?! Guys aren't into that?? Oops.
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